Hello? Is this thing on..?
I thought I'd use my first blog post to introduce myself and provide anyone who is bored enough to read this with a brief overview of the spectacle that is my life, so here goes:
My full name is Layla Bethany Rose Steadman. I'm nineteen years old and a bit of a weirdo. I live in Clacton-On-Sea in Essex with my wonderful family. I live for PS4, food, music and sleep. I talk FAR too much. I should probably wind this bit up now...
My attitude towards life falls somewhere between 'sickeningly optimistic' and 'hilariously cynical'.
Don't ask me how I managed to get caught between the two because I haven't the faintest idea either. I am fluent in sarcasm and I have a ridiculously dry sense of humour.
Talking of ideas: I suppose you're wondering what a person like me could ever possibly write about that would be entertaining and engaging enough to hold the attention of a number of people. Well, here's what I plan on bringing to the table:
- A selection of (Highly unprofessional) societal opinions based on various motivations such as:
politics, current affairs (Recent news stories etc), moments of all-consuming rage (Likely aimed at a political figure), and (Likely very anticlimactic) personal epiphanies.
I plan on posting these opinions in a way that considers both sides of each debate. Having said that, I'm known for ranting, so don't eliminate the possibility of at least a couple of those!
Maybe I'll decide to be a bit fancy and try my hand at something more creative, such as a poem or a super short story to accompany a subject... But don't hold me to that.
I hope to, eventually, write things that a couple of my fellow humans may want to aim their eyeballs towards. Maybe I'll end up making a career out of it, that'd be pretty sweet.
Well, I think that's all that needs to be said for now, but believe me, I will always have more to say. I am a bottomless pit of unnecessary information which I am now ready to open for the amusement of the internet in its entirety.
Lucky you!
